by mapache61 on 21 Apr 2011, 19:38
At last, the Puppet Commissioner hath taken the Mighty Blue away from the Great Satan that is McFraud. Glory! Glory!
gundy516 has some some questions. I'm happy to answer them.
Seven years ago, Der Fuhrer (Selig) and the MLB owners (Selig's puppets, and vice-versa) approved the sale of the Dodgers (then owned by News Corp) to a Boston-based charlatan named Frank McCourt, who made his "fortune" as a Boston real estate developer. The word fortune is in quotes because he was one of those classic rich-poor guys; lots of assets, not a lot of actual cash. McCreep's purchase of the team was mostly financed by debt. Why would Der Fuhrer allow this broke SOB to buy a MLB franchise, you ask? As if you didn't already know, Selig is a shady cat. And it's widely believed he approved the quick-sale as a favor to his buddies over at News Corp (Fox). We Dodger fans weren't happy, but at the time we thought, 'Hell, there's no way this McCourt guy can be worse than Rupert Murdoch's Evil Empire.' We were wrong.
Enter the Great Satan. Almost immediately, ticket prices, concession stand prices, parking prices, etc, shot through the roof. He also hired the most incompetent General Manager he could find: an absolute buffoon named Ned Colletti who came to us from Bud's beloved Giants' front office. No one was happy, but at least the Dodgers were playing better than they had in YEARS, and McCourt even renovated the stadium's Field Level councourse (this was BADLY needed). He then promised even more stadium renovations. We're still waiting.
It was about this time we began to grow VERY unhappy with McFraud. He was charging the fans increasingly outrageous prices to attend games, and obviously raking in lots of cash (the Dodgers typically lead the NL in attendance). To be fair, he was spending plenty of it to sign free agents, but thanks to the bungling, Giants-bred bonehead Colletti, much more often than not, these free agents were MAJOR busts. We're talking at least $150 million flushed down the toilet. Probably much more.
NOTE: I have to do some work. I'll continue with Part 2 later. I know all of you can hardly wait.